Uber INDEPENDENCE TREAT

IT'S OUR TREAT

To celebrate 56 years of Nigeria Independence, we have pulled all the stops for our UberAmazing riders! Thats right, on October 1st, we are delivering FREE Small Chops to your doorsteps in Lagos and Abuja. Puff puff, Mosas, Spring rolls? Heaven! :) This deliciousness is coming to you courtesy of Cocktails N Chops in Lagos and Douyescookhouse in Abuja. No need to run to that wedding or owambe for your small chops fix, let us bring it to you!

On Saturday, October 1st, from 11am – 2pm, Uber riders in Lagos and Abuja will see a yummy new option in their app – hit the Chops icon and your small chops will be en route.

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS

• Open the Uber app on Saturday October 1st 2016, between 11am – 2pm
• Slide across to the UberChops option, set your pickup location and place an order for small chops
• Accurately set your location and request away! If successful, an UberChops car will be at your doorstep with your free small chops

PRO-TIPS

• Be sure to head outside when your request is accepted, this will make it easier to connect with your driver, and help to ensure speedy drop-offs
• Demand will be high – check back and re-request often if your initial request is unsuccessful
• Requests can only be made between 11am – 2pm on Saturday 1st October 2016
• One small chops pack per request

For any support or inquiries, get in touch with us via Facebook, Twitter, Instagramor help.uber.com 

Happy Independence Day

Team Uber Nigeria

Before you criticize MMM read this.

I use to have this mindset about MMM and really criticised the whole process, but like its said don't judge a book by its cover.

With the prevailing condition in Nigeria, people reserve the rights to do what they want with their money, this has been there for a long time as bankers were getting richer and living a well balanced life amidst adverse conditions.

So CBN and SEC should not truncate the process. Thank God there is no account to freeze, no transactions to stall. Below are basic facts you need:

There was so much panic about MMM Zimbabwe, all those were just rumours.

 

What is MMM?

MMM is a global mutual aid community. MMM is social financial donation exchange network. MMM is an online community of millions of  people who have agreed to willingly extend financial helping hands to one another via donation.

MMM is not a bank, an investment opportunity, a business but simply a community of people helping each other financially.

MMM has no central pocket were money is been deposited. Transactions are done peer to peer.

MMM is being run by the community. That is you and me. We just have a technical program that regulates what we do and what we can't do. The technical system controls how much we can ask as help or withdraw; and how much we can provide as help or deposit.

MMM is composed of 3 components:

1. Provide help

2. Get help

3. Technical basic program

A provider of help is someone who has pledged to give financial help in the community. He or she can also be a receiver of help, when he or she has extended a financial helping hand to someone in the community.

A receiver of help is a member or participant who has already extended a helping hand or provided help. Thus such is qualified to receive help from the community.

So basically MMM hasn't any central account where all money deposits or donations go into; because all donations are done peer to peer. How do I mean? Donations are done via member to member transfers into their bank accounts or bitcoin wallets.

The technical basic program controls the activities of the provider of help and the receiver of help.

HOW IT WORKS

You know about the popular word 'Contribution' where people contribute money to one person and there's a book where everyone's name is written. When it gets to your turn; everybody's money is given to you.

In MMM, we make pledges to donate our SPARE money to members who need the money. We do so by logging into our MMM account (Personal office) to make the pledge. We join the queue of people who made pledges after making the pledge.

We ONLY make pledges. We don't gather our pledges to give to one person. In MMM there is no CENTRAL ACCOUNT (No bank account where all our pledges are paid into). Members transfer money directly to each other.

Now, if a member in the community who has already made a pledge to provide financial help to another member and has fulfilled his pledge now needs help, he does that by logging into his MMM account (Personal Office) to say so. 

The system, connects him with the person in the queue for providing help. If it's your turn on the queue to provide help; when you log into your Personal Office, you will receive the details of the person to provide financial help to.

As soon as you pay the money directly into the person's bank account who needs that financial help and that person acknowledges he has received the money, you are now qualified to receive help.

You then log into your personal office to ask for financial help. Someone/people in the queue whose turn it is to provide help will be assigned to pay you 30% of the donation you provided + the donation money itself.

Evil! Prostitutes, customers killed in Umuahia brothel (photos)

Six persons were reportedly found dead and two unconscious this morning in a hotel known as 50-50 in Abia state.

The unconscious duo

Abia Facts Newspaper reports that the older prostitutes living in the hotel which is located around Uyo street in Umuahia, had complained about mysterious slaps some weeks back. The ghostly slap had left one of them unconscious. This forced them to move out of the brothel.

Mamoth crowd gather to unravel the mystery

However, the owner of the brothel recruited new prostitutes from other cities to continue his business. But unfortunately, three prostitutes and their customers are today not alive to tell the story of what happened overnight that left them dead. The Nigerian Police also cordoned off the hotel, as a mammoth crowd gathered around the hotel in hopes of unraveling this mystery of the evil slaps.

The hotel

Wonders will never end.

Sam Allardyce leaves England job after 67 days in charge

Sam Allardyce has left his position as England manager by mutual consent after just one game in charge of the national team.

I have been pondering over this issue, just after 67 days, this was to me his highest job and infact an enviable one, but so sad he couldn't keep it. He should have known better.

Allardyce was filmed advising undercover journalists on how to circumvent rules against third-party ownership, according to the Daily Telegraph.

Video accompanying the report shows Allardyce meeting twice with journalists posing as representatives of a Far East agency who were interested in bypassing rules from the Football Association and FIFA.

"You can still get around it. I mean, obviously, the big money's here," Allardyce said on the video, while also calling the regulations "ridiculous."

Former Sunderland boss Allardyce was appointed as Roy Hodgson's successor in July, and he oversaw his first, and only, game in charge as England beat Slovakia 1-0 in a World Cup qualifier thanks to Adam Lallana's late goal.

The FA confirmed that England under-21 manager Gareth Southgate will now take charge of the senior squad for the next four matches against Malta, Slovenia, Scotland and Spain while the search for a permanent manager takes place.

BREAKING: Senate opposes Saraki, says NO to sale of national assets

The senate has voted against the sale of Nigeria’s assets.

‎Ali Ndume, senate majority leader, moved a motion urging the senate to reject the proposal for the sale of the nation’s assets.

“I move that ‎the senate oppose the sale of national assets to shore up our reserves,” he said.

Senate President Bukola Saraki put the motion to a voice vote to which “the ayes had it”.

Last week, the upper legislative chamber, had debated on ways to get the economy out of recession.

On Tuesday, the recommendations from the debate were harmonised and presented as resolutions to the executive.

The federal government is mulling the sale of national assets to generate funds to finance key infrastructural projects, and to generate enough liquidity to pull the economy out of recession.

In a 14-point statement last Wednesday, Saraki recommended the sale of national‎ assets to shore up the nation’s reserves.

But, on Tuesday, his colleagues took the opposite position.

Debates over the idea of selling national assets have been raging for weeks, with Aliko Dangote‎, president of Dangote group, and Muhammad Sanusi II, emir of Kano, espousing it.

But Oby Ezekwesili, former minister of education, and Charles Soludo, former Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) governor, have criticised the idea.

Omg! New Information Emerges About Businessman Who Stripped N*ked in Abuja Begging for His N34m (Photos)

There is new development about the man who caused commotion in Abuja some few days ago by stripping n*ked because a man owed him a huge sum of money. 

Chief Peter Nwadozie and wife

Some days ago, a businessman stripped n*ked at the gate of a rich man who allegedly owed him N34 million in Abuja, demanding for his money.

More details about the incident and the man has been revealed.

According to authentic sources, the man who stripped n*ked is a popular businessman known as Chief Peter Nwadozie alias Nkume from Ogboji town in Orumba Local Government area of Anambra State. 

He was being owed the sum of N34 million by one rich man living in Abuja identified as Nicholas Ukachukwu.

It was gathered that Ukachukwu had used different means to try to not pay the man the money as many believed he was very tight-fisted.

He also threatened Nwadozie to send him to prison with his connection if he continues to disturb him over the money. The businessman was forced to lay curses on Ukachukwu after stripping n*ked at his gate.

However, unconfirmed sources have revealed that the Ukachukwu has finally paid the businessman his money. It was believed that Ukachukwu was forced to pay Nwadozie the money as he was ready to go the extra-mile to make sure that his money was given him.

Some had said Nwadozie had wanted to drag Ukachukwu to a shrine in their village which might have been the reason why he hurriedly paid him the money. Many people are still talking about the matter as some still insist that the man should not have stripped n*ked because of money.

Reno Omokri advises Buhari on selling national assets

The call for the sale of some of Nigeria’s national assets has generated diverse opinion from private business owners and government officials. Some of the assets recommended for sale are: 

1. Government shares in Joint Venture Companies (JVCs) 

2. Government shares in Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG) 

3. Some aircraft in the presidential fleet 

4. Kaduna refinery 

5. Warri refinery 

6. Port Harcourt refinery 

Four days ago, Africa’s richest man, Alhaji Aliko Dangote, joined the calls as he advised the government to embark on a wave of asset selling to boost Nigeria’s recession-hit economy.

Godwin Emefiele who is the governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria also recommended the sale of the assets in this period the country is plagued by economic recession.

President Muhammadu Buhari has been advised to sell
some things first before moving to the sale of national assets

$15m: Patience Jonathan’s houseboy, driver arrested by EFCC.

EFCC says it has arrested a driver, houseboy and two other domestic staff working for Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan in connection to $15m traced to Mrs Jonathan – Mrs Jonathan said she owns the money in the accounts and she gave millions of dollars to the then special adviser to the President on Domestic Affairs, Waripamowei Dudafa, to open accounts for her – Jonathan’s wife has, however, sued Skye Bank for freezing her bank accounts and giving the EFCC vital information about her finances

Former first lady of Nigeria, Patience Jonathan,
says the money with EFCC belongs to her.

Anti-graft agency, Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) says it has arrested a driver, houseboy and two other domestic staff working with for Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan, the wife of former President Goodluck Jonathan in connection to $15m traced to Mrs Jonathan. The money, which is located in four company accounts in Skye bank have a balance of about $15m while another account, which bears Patience Jonathan’s name, has $5m. The former First Lady who said she owns the money in the accounts said she gave millions of dollars to the then Special Adviser to the President on Domestic Affairs, Waripamowei Dudafa, to open accounts for her. But a detective at the EFCC revealed that Dudafa used his domestic servants’ names to open the four other accounts and then deposited the money into the accounts. “We were investigating Dudafa when we stumbled on those four companies’ domiciliary accounts opened at Skye Bank with a balance of about $15m. On further investigation, we were able to identify the directors of the companies. “When we detained the directors, we found out that they were Dudafa’s domestic servants. One of them was a houseboy while another one was a driver. Their photographs were used in opening the accounts and their signatures were forged.

Meet beautiful girl who graduated first class Despite Battling For Her Life after a Fatal Accident (Photos)

A young lady has shared how she survived a near fatal accident and still went on to graduate with a first class degree.

A young lady identified as Rebecca, shared a story about how she survived a near-fatal accident in school and all the pain she had to endure in the hospital.

According to her, she still struggled to complete her studies, and guess what? She ended up finishing with a first class degree from the University of Ibadan (UI) recently and is currently doing her National Youth Service Corps (NYSC).

Rebecca posing months after her near-fatal accident

Read what she had to say below:

Meet beautiful girl who graduated first class Despite Battling For Her Life after a Fatal Accident (Photos)

A young lady has shared how she survived a near fatal accident and still went on to graduate with a first class degree.

A young lady identified as Rebecca, shared a story about how she survived a near-fatal accident in school and all the pain she had to endure in the hospital.

According to her, she still struggled to complete her studies, and guess what? She ended up finishing with a first class degree from the University of Ibadan (UI) recently and is currently doing her National Youth Service Corps (NYSC).

Rebecca posing months after her near-fatal accident

Read what she had to say below:

Meet beautiful girl who graduated first class Despite Battling For Her Life after a Fatal Accident (Photos)

A young lady has shared how she survived a near fatal accident and still went on to graduate with a first class degree.

A young lady identified as Rebecca, shared a story about how she survived a near-fatal accident in school and all the pain she had to endure in the hospital.

According to her, she still struggled to complete her studies, and guess what? She ended up finishing with a first class degree from the University of Ibadan (UI) recently and is currently doing her National Youth Service Corps (NYSC).

Rebecca posing months after her near-fatal accident

Read what she had to say below:

”Saturday evening November 14 2015, reminds me of what it means to “fight for one’s life’. As I boarded a 20mins bike 4rm my school (UI) to the University college hospital (UCH, Ibadan) for a quick visit, I had no idea that was going to be my home for a while as within 5mins of leaving the school gate all I remember is a car running into my bike from the side… Me dragging my almost lifeless body away from the busy road, tasting blood in my mouth, pain all over my body,voices of concerned passers-by helping me up as they asked…“who should we call?”. “Jesus help me” was all I could mutter as I was trying hard to hold onto my life while hearing ‘Rebecca please don’t sleep, just keep looking at this light’ (Nokia torch light)

Drips, injections, doctors, questions. darkness… I couldn’t see a thing anymore… then I couldn’t make good sentences. ‘We have to run a CT scan and X-rays, to check her brain and her spinal cord’… that’s the last thing I heard. Neuro ward…that’s where I spent the following days. The nurses would clean your wounds daily but you are not to move…or turn your head, you will have to eat, urinate, poo, bathe on this bed. We need to be sure your spinal cord was not affected.’ The doctor said.

Night was the time everything about life made me sad. I was a final year student, my project was still there, and I had exams in two weeks. I cried every night. Was I going to have an extra year? I kept asking God so many questions. I depended on the nurses for everything…everything! I left the hospital and then faced reality. My project, exams. I studied hard, it was difficult because I had to wear the neck collar since I insisted on going back to school, I did not want bed rest.

So everything I did, was with my neck collar, eat, drink, bathe, read. I could not bend, lift heavy things, or sleep on a bed…I would cry every time because I was in pain but I had to be strong. I read in neck collar, wrote my exams, defended my project and graduated with a 5.0 CGPA. With the help of God, family, friends, lecturers, roommate, course mates and doctors, I pulled through.

Oh!…I still do not know the car or the man who hit me…Witnesses said, he ran his tyres on us…dragged us as the bike got hooked to the car and drove off on top.